It’s just so hard, when you’re so cute and I’m so horny, and there is only a couple of thin layers of cotton separating our genitals.
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“All the single heroes…”
ALL THE SINGLE HEROES
ALL THE SINGLE HEROS
NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!
UP IN NEW YORK
JUST THAWED OUT
DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING
THEY TALKED ME UP
LOKI SUCKS
AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroesNow put your shield up!
Up in New York
Just thawed out
Doin’ an Avengers thingThey talked me up
Loki sucks
And Coulson is obsessed with meHe up on me, he up on me
Don’t pay him any attention
I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk
Out doing this avenging bizIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
I got Barton in the sky
Romanov the spy
And Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the airStark flies by
I’m on stand by
Thor brings the lightning and the thunderIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisonerOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
We won’t treat him to the things of this world
Justice has been served
Freedom’s what I prefer, what I deserveHere’s the man that breaks it, then takes it
So we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyond
Oh, LaufeysonNow you’re really done
In the void, you’ll be alone
And like a ghost, you’ll be goneAll the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroesNow put your shield up!
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisonerOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we want
I’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement home
Clint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still alive
Bruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacayOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
THE AVENGERS FANDOM EVERYONE, I CAN’T.
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Look at that bespangled man doing a ball change! <3<3
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This sounds like a really great resource!
Because signal boost.
I recently read an interview with the founders of this organization, and it sounds like they are doing amazing work. They are trying to expand and serve more neighborhoods and offer extended hours, but their ability to do so hinges on donations and volunteers.
For my NY followers
I hope this can expand into more cities and times!

It looks like calling out Fox News’ constant lies was enough to cause Fox president Roger Ailes to run a smear campaign against us. We must be doing something right!
“Before you came along we Bagginses were very well thought of. Never had any adventures or did anything unexpected.”
In the end, you will always kneel.

