Then why do I feel like he’s the only person on this boat who wants to be here?

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tictocrabbit:

ms-macky:

yay-im-a-llama-again:

You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge that you’ve made the decision to snooze, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision i’ve elected to ignore it” and just kept beeping.

So how you turn it off? Assemble the mini Avengers scattered across the room?

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“Cheep cheep” quoth the Hawkeye

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Disney Pictures - Movies for Family & Kids.

blondaimehokage:

The avengers - 2012

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Really long list of Marvel Characters → Nick Fury(Avengers).

flutterjedi:

missbutterflywitchlady:

Sweet dreams by ~Ninfra

I like Fury’s doll.

“Sentiment.”

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sensationaldisney:

breakingupthedisco:

upper-stories:

piperparker—iamspidergirl:

imnottheherotype:

charmedliar:

askalokiminion:

lovelylavie:

he never said ‘no’

Cobra Bubbles. SHIELD Agent. The end. 

I don’t picture Cobra Bubbles being just any SHIELD Agent. I picture him being Nick Fury before he lost his eye and before he became Director. Cobra Bubbles was his code name while undercover.

Nick Fury’s code name would absolutely be Cobra Bubbles. No one will convince me otherwise.

[HEADCANON ACCEPTED]

I think I’m going to name my first born Cobra Bubbles.

CACKLING

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So his name is Cobra? Maybe that’s why he’s had it with those mothafucking snakes.

darkly-stark:

apolloadama:

#you know it’s entirely possible that she would still be alive just very very old #i have a headcanon that at some point steve gets fury to look her up and finds out she’s in an old folks home and she’s lonely #she did get married after the war and had kids and grandkids but they don’t really take care of her or stay in touch with her#and in her old age she’s gone back to thinking about him and the war and the romance that never had a chance to happen #and then one day a nice young man in a suit named phil comes and talks to her #and very gently breaks it to her and explains everything and says steve would like to visit #and although she’s completely shocked she manages to say yes #so steve comes over and he brings flowers and chocolate and some old glenn miller records #and after the tears and the talking they finally have their ‘date’

Steve helps hold her up, and they finally have that Dance. it’s Steve’s first. It’s Peggy’s last.

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domestic-avengers-archive:

maggie-maymcpherson:

Phil Coulson’s method

Nick Fury’s method

Thor. Thor what are you doing. Thor.

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fillingnegativespace:

madetoruleyou:

hawkeyethehotguy:

mynameisandymeow:

brbshittoavenge:

galadhfea:

#can we just take a moment to appreciate
#that Clint
#while holed up doing a job of watching all the scientists working away
#managed to work out BEFORE the quantum physicist exactly what the fuck is going on
#with the tesseract
#by using pure logic
#it also shows that even though Nick chastises him for doing his whole ‘brood in the rafters’ nesting thing
#that Clint was paying attention the whole damn time
#this is the guy who can fire arrows without looking
#who can calculate on the fly the trajectory needed to lodge an explosive arrow into a propeller
#I will punch anyone who says Clint is useless or a deadweight because he’s squishy-human and is only good for being a marksman
#because he’s deceptively smart
#and plays that close to his chest

I was so glad they didn’t dumb him down in the movie. Clint is a smart cookie, mmkay? That’s why Loki wanted him, afterall. It wasn’t an accident that Hawkeye was the first one he took under his control.

He remembers Clint from the events of Thor (2011). He recognized how useful the dude would be and planned on having him on his side.

Because it doesn’t matter that Clint doesn’t have a super-soldier serum, an advanced tech-suit, a magic hammer, a very specific skill set, or gamma radiation, he’s still an invaluable member of the Avengers. He isn’t just one hell of a sharp shooter. People underestimate him a lot, and that’s a huge mistake.

YEEES! Thank goodness people are recognizing this, because HELLO, Clint’s not just some bodyguard marksman with a nice ass, okay? Guys, this kid didn’t even go to school. He was raised in the circus. And yet he still manages to be the one who learns by his experiencing and watching. Clint didn’t need to take a science class, he didn’t need to get a degree at a university, he used his logic, rationality, observation, critical thinking, all the things that humans just inherently learn through the process of aging. Clint had it tough, he had no extra advantages here, and yet he’s he one that knows what’s going on. Clint’s smart, guys. So while you give him a watchdog job and then criticize him for “brooding”, you’re welcome, Clint totally was thinking through this whole Tesseract thing and got it right. 

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