The Littlest Thrasher
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This utterly ridiculous movie was both hilarious and offensive, but…it really was hilarious. :P

(Source: haave-you-met-ted)

It’s a family thing.

Frigga: Young man what do you think you're doing?
Loki: Go away, I am trying to take over the mortals.
Frigga: YOU LISTEN TO ME YOUNG MAN!
Loki: You're not my real mom!
Frigga: Oh really? And who changed your nappies? Who checked under your bed every night for bilgesnapes? Who let you cry on their shoulder for a week after you lost your stuffed puppy?
Loki: MooooOOOOooooooom. You are embarrassing me in front of my soon to be peasants.
Frigga: No, you are apologizing for the havoc you have caused and are coming home. And don't think I didn't hear what you said to that nice lady. Do I need to wash your mouth out with soap?
Loki: Fine! I'm sorry.
Frigga: We are going home right now. You, your father and your brother are going to bond on a questing trip to Alfheim.
Loki: Ugh.
Frigga: And you are getting a hair cut.

lokiisasexybeast:

:’( ….poor Loki

lokispants:

About the scene between Loki and Odin

Track: Loki and Odin dialogue
Artist: Tom Hiddleston, Anthony Hopkins
Playcount: 18,305

epicloki:

This dialogue!

I’m about to die only while listening to it.. 

Why this scene is so powerful? 

It just breaks heart.

(Source: frost-giant-of-asgard)

affectionfordefection:

youvebeen-loki-d:

I don’t know what I’m doing anymore. 

Whateva I’m a wise King

affectionfordefection:

youvebeen-loki-d:

I don’t know what I’m doing anymore. 

Whateva I’m a wise King

thomashiddlestons:

medusaceratops-lokii:

gl0riouspurpose:

hugginglokilaufeyson:

No matter how much you claimed to love me, you couldn’t have a frostgiant sitting on the throne of Asgard!

So notice that even AFTER their huge fight and even AFTER Loki finds out he’s adopted and he’s actually a different species and Odin basically sucks at parenting… even after all that, when Odin’s down for the count, Loki freaks right out and calls for help.

Because he still wants to be his Father’s son, even if he isn’t biologically.

don’t forget when he kills Laufey, he says “and your death came by the son of Odin.”

He still considered himself Odin’s son at that point.

And even after his fall, he still introduces himself as “Loki of Asgard”. In addition to that, he never says anything like “you’re not my brother”, just “I’m not your brother” as in he never actually disowns any of his family members, just himself.

Just thought I’d throw that out there.

welp, im crying again

fuck

(Source: previouslytomlinangel)

supacrayons:

insipidsoup:

ivebeenloki-d:

the-tonberry:

fwips:

hiddles-boner:

avengedechelon:

omg

i caN’T BREATHE

NO OKAY I JUST REWATCHED THOR THE OTHER DAY AND WAS LIKE ‘WAIT. WAIT. AT THIS POINT LOKI HAS ALREADY GIVEN BIRTH AND GIVEN HIS SON TO HIS DAD TO RIDE AROUND NO OKAY EVERYTHING HE DOES FROM THIS POINT ON IS EXCUSED’

but i also had to wonder how he lost the baby weight.

“Dad, I asked you to BABYSIT HIM FOR A DAY. WHAT PART OF ‘BABYSIT’ TRANSLATES TO ‘RIDE HIM INTO A POTENTIAL BATTLE’?  YOU ARE NOT THE WORLD’S BEST GRANDPA.  I’M TAKING THAT COFFEE MUG AWAY FROM YOU.

THE COMMENTS.

CAN’T. BREATHE. LAUGHING. TOO. MUCH

‘How he lost the baby weight’….Ohmygosh. xD

RUDE ODIN.

SCREAMING

FANTASTIC.

(Source: aboysbestfriendishismother)

221bbaconstreet:

isitmadness:

nearlydrowning:

youvebeen-loki-d:

Requested by anon: All my “Bad Parenting Odin” memes 

CRYING

BOTH OF YOU WERE BORN TO BE KINGS

EXCEPT YOU LOKI

I AM DYING

USES HIS GRANDSON
AS HIS OWN HORSE

captainmartinducreff:

gif credit Lokiddles

Ha. He may have been a good father to you, Thor, but not so much to Loki.