Stephen Colbert, king of nerds.
Mr. Franco, that was ill-advised.
Actual Dr. Bruce Banner on Colbert Report talking about environmental protection and fracking.
Can I marry you?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW, WITH YOUR EVERYTHING AND YOUR FACE
I TAKE BACK ALL THE TIME IN MY LIFE WHEN I WAS NOT ENAMORED OF YOU, FLUFFALO. ALL OF IT. I RESCIND IT AND RETROACTIVELY HAVE LOVED YOU FOREVER.
Unf. Would you look at the passion in that man? He is so passionate about this issue. And he’s not just talking the talk, he’s walking the walk, and he’s made the changes to his household. Granted, he has millions of dollars to make those changes and I and most of the world do not, but still. Good on him. I love you, Mark Ruffalo. I love you. :)
Best character break of all time.
I really hope that finding this hilarious does not make me a horrible person.
IT’S ALMOST AS IF YOUR HAPPINESS DOES NOT TAKE MY HAPPINESS AWAY
um, that cuts right to the fucking core of intolerance and hate. this shit is gold.
I love Stephen Colbert so much. His humor is so often like this — funny on the surface, and going straight to the heart of the matter; it’s like an anvil dropped on your head with great subtlety. I adore him.
“I’ve actually mated and had children.”
I can’t…. this man…this unbelievably magnificent man.
All of the awards, Sir.
Holy Batman on a Vespa that is fuckin epic shit right there.
Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Stephen Colbert is my hero. *gross sobbing*
I didn’t this is was possible to love Stephan Colbert more. I was wrong.
Stephen Colbert & Jimmy Fallon at war [x]
OH MY GOD. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
They’re so wonderful!!
Jon: Is there any sense, by the way, how much money we have in this thing? ‘Cause I certainly, as the guy who’s running it…
Stephen: This is how much I’ve earned.
I wonder what John was thinking… “What is Colbert showing — OH MY GOD look at all those digits! I must place my tongue all over them and lick them repeatedly. I must make out with this sexy checkbook. Yes, that is obviously the proper action to take in response to so many digits. Come here you scrumptious — WHAT THE HELL Colbert! Stop cockblocking me, bro!”
It wasn’t until I moved to New York and saw the Macy’s Pride Parade that I had the courage to throw on my thigh-high candy cane stockings and proudly chant, “We’re here, we like reindeer, get used to it!” I just pray for a day when Kringle Americans feel free to don we now our gay apparel.