The Littlest Thrasher
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amporagasm:

imsofuckinglazy:

Any form of bullying, big or small, from light teasing to full on hazing.

I have a debate on bullying in school and to what extent it is present next week and this would help.

bonus points if you have lingering issues obsessive-compulsive self mutilation body dysmorphic disorder low self confidence social anxiety you know the works

tony-the-turtle:

really fucking sucks being that kid in class no one wants to work in pairs with and then you’re forced to just sit there alone acting like it doesn’t bother you at all

There are so many shitty feelings in the world. So many things that absolutely and utterly SUCK. And this is one of them. And it happens to so many, all over. I hate it… I hate that feeling. That feeling of being unwanted, unloved, alone. You feel disgusting, like people hate being near you, and that’s why no one wanted to be your partner. 

I fucking hate that. If I ever become a teacher, I’ll pair/partner up the kids, even if it’s just by numbering them off. That way kids don’t get left out like I so often was. 

chibird:

I’m pretty sure I make some version of procrastinating/being lazy every week or so. XD

chibird:

I’m pretty sure I make some version of procrastinating/being lazy every week or so. XD

Teacher: Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state?
Me: ....
Teacher: It's the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave to pass high school.
Teacher: The bright lure of knowledge and curiosity diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for high grades, for identity.
Me: ...
Teacher: You were made to be schooled.
Teacher: In the end, you will always study.

kristaaawn:

queefball:

lexiconophilia:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

OH MY GFUCKING GOD

ahahahaha!!! XDD i was always late for school

I was constantly late for school as a kid. In middle school, I was constantly late for homeroom. In high school, I was constantly late for my first class of the day. And in college, I continue to struggle with being late for my first class of the day. 

And seeing this just fills me with joy. 

JOY, I SAY.

(Source: p1ants)

lotrconfessions:

I think Elvish should be offered as a foreign language elective in schools.
(This wonderfully appropriate graphic of Newton’s Law of Motion in Quenya was used with kind permission, and for those interested in learning Quenya and how to write it properly in Tengwar, please visit Quenya101!)

I WOULD TAKE THAT CLASS. I WOULD TAKE THAT CLASS IN A FUCKING HEARTBEAT!!!

lotrconfessions:

I think Elvish should be offered as a foreign language elective in schools.

(This wonderfully appropriate graphic of Newton’s Law of Motion in Quenya was used with kind permission, and for those interested in learning Quenya and how to write it properly in Tengwar, please visit Quenya101!)

I WOULD TAKE THAT CLASS. I WOULD TAKE THAT CLASS IN A FUCKING HEARTBEAT!!!

feebzroxx:

sodamnrelatable:

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via sodamnrelatable

When I get home from ANYWHERE!

Exactly. Going out is often just exhausting, regardless of how much fun I may or may not have while I’m out.

(Source: quocisq)

fuckyeah-nerdery:

GPOY for possibly everyone of my followers.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

GPOY for possibly everyone of my followers.

snap-and-loopin-masticating:

in third grade i wrote an essay and used the word astonish and my teacher was shocked and i said “i learned it from pokemon!” and my picture was published in the school newspaper with the caption “SHE LEARNED IT FROM POKEMON”

That is SO awesome. 

kaelor:

flipfloppinwheel:

reblogged from midshot

I really like how they don’t clarify which of the boys in the picture is gay. It’s a subtle way of undermining stereotypes at the same time.

kaelor:

flipfloppinwheel:

reblogged from midshot

I really like how they don’t clarify which of the boys in the picture is gay. It’s a subtle way of undermining stereotypes at the same time.

(Source: mid-shot)

badnews-for-brainwork:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

omg yes!!

This would be great if I had a PC. Does it work for Macs, and/or how can I do this or something similar and with the same effect on a Mac?

(Source: gamerspirit)

I don’t hate going to school. I hate waking up in the morning in order to go to school on time. :P

(Source: thecrazyfilipino)

OH MY GOD I KNOW, RIGHT?! It’s like, wtf?! HOW am I supposed to take notes on this tiny little thing that’s digging into my stomach??

OH MY GOD I KNOW, RIGHT?! It’s like, wtf?! HOW am I supposed to take notes on this tiny little thing that’s digging into my stomach??

(Source: shimmycocopuffsss)

Me. Every freaking day. Including this very second. :P

Me. Every freaking day. Including this very second. :P