Trying to get other people to ship your ship:
Ship remains non-canon?
Ship remains non-canon part 2:
You ALMOST Ship something:
Someone ships something you don’t ship?
Someone insults your ship:
Ship becomes canon:
What is the conclusion? Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.
No, Jack Sparrow is the entity of “shipping”.
When someone shoots your ship down:
THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY
Do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t know what a ship is or what canon means.
We probably just all sound like pirates.
Well, first I have to run across the USA to get to the east coast, and then I’ll have to swim across the Atlantic Ocean to get to Britain.
I know a thing or two about aliens with a god complex.
He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn.
I’ve never taken the non-cannon shipping in Lord of the Rings seriously, but I do like to laugh at the Legolas/almost anyone.