i love how tumblr is a bunch of really intellectual activists who understand politics, religion, sexuality, and literature better than most of the human population
but put an exceptionally attractive British man in front of them and everyone is reduced to
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FACE SIR
UNF UNF UNF UNF GET NAKED IN MY BED NOW
THE NOISE I MADE WAS NOT HUMAN
I was just thinking about how many times I actually cried because of Pokemon.
- THE GODDAMN BUTTERFREE EPISODE
- CHARMANDER’S STUPID PRICK OF A TRAINER LEFT CHARMANDER ON A ROCK IN A RAINSTORM TO DIE
- THAT EPISODE WHERE ASH FUCKING LEAVES PIKACHU WITH THE OTHER PIKACHU AND PIKACHU’S LIKE “DA FUQ BRO” AND ASH IS LIKE “NO ITS FOR THE BEST YOU’LL BE HAPPY WITH THE OTHER PIKACHU”
- WHEN JESSIE AND JAMES MADE THEIR ARBOK AND WHEEZING STAY WITH THE DEFENSELESS EKANS AND KOFFING TO PROTECT THEM FROM POACHERS
- JAMES’S CHILDHOOD STORY AND HOW HE HAD TO LEAVE GROWLY BEHIND
- WHEN ASH WAS TURNED TO GODDAMN STONE BECAUSE OF MEWTWO
I will reblog this every time I see it.
when people ask me “why is marriage so important why can’t you just get a civil union”
this is why
Eowyn: Uncle, I want to fight!
Eowyn: FUCK YOU, DOING IT ANYWAY.
Arwen: Father, I’m going to stay here with Aragorn.
Arwen: FUCK YOU, DOING IT ANYWAY.
Merry: I want to fight!
Merry: FUCK YOU, DOING IT ANYWAY.
Frodo: We have to trust Smeagol, Sam.
Frodo: FUCK YOU, DOING IT ANYWAY.
Gandalf: We must light the beacons!
Gandalf: FUCK YOU, DOING IT ANYWAY.
Pippin: Look, I found this cool orb, I’m gonna look at it.
Pippin: FUCK YOU, DOING IT ANYWAY.
And I could go on.
There would be less conflict if people would just do what other people tell them, Jesus.
lol! I freaking hate it when that happens!!!
Tumblr/The cast of Doctor Who
Tumblr pulls in the entire cast of Doctor Who for a long anticipated kiss? GOD YES.
Why do we not discuss clouds more?
I mean look at that. That’s water.
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS
WHAT IS THIS
HOW IS THIS EVEN
AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN
GOD DAMN, WHAT
I know, right? I love clouds! I’ve always loved clouds! They’re so gorgeous and stunning and amazing! I love them! :D
I think the problem with Tom Hiddleston is that he’s a very intent listener but you’d be rendered completely fucking speechless by his “I’m listening intently” face. You’d end up just staring at his mouth.
Then he’d say something(“Are you alright? Why are you drooling? Are you having a stroke?”) and your only response would be something like, “weahrzfxdjufdckhgvhg.”
No wonder immortality is so attractive.