The Littlest Thrasher
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Teacher: You're late
Student: I am never late. Nor am i early. I arrive precisely when i mean to.
trubr0wn:

smallrevolutionary:

peaceshine3:

Because its being done to poor black/hispanic kids.
thepeoplesrecord:

Why isn’t closing 40 Philadelphia public schools national news?
In what should be the biggest story of the week, the city of Philadelphia’s school system announced Tuesday that it expects to close 40 public schools next year and 64 by 2017. The school district expects to lose 40% of current enrollment to charter schools, the streets or wherever, and put thousands of experienced, well qualified teachers, often grounded in the communities where they teach, on the street.
Ominously, the shredding of Philadelphia’s public schools isn’t even news outside Philly. This correspondent would never have known about it save for a friend’s Facebook posting early this week. Corporate media in other cities don’t mention massive school closings, whether in Chicago, Atlanta, NYC, or in this case Philadelphia, perhaps so people won’t have given the issue much deep thought before the same crisis is manufactured in their town. Even inside Philadelphia the voices of actual parents, communities, students and teachers are shut out of most newspaper and broadcast accounts.
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america…..
i’m moving.

ok reblogging AGAIN
EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW THIS K

trubr0wn:

smallrevolutionary:

peaceshine3:

Because its being done to poor black/hispanic kids.

thepeoplesrecord:

Why isn’t closing 40 Philadelphia public schools national news?

In what should be the biggest story of the week, the city of Philadelphia’s school system announced Tuesday that it expects to close 40 public schools next year and 64 by 2017. The school district expects to lose 40% of current enrollment to charter schools, the streets or wherever, and put thousands of experienced, well qualified teachers, often grounded in the communities where they teach, on the street.

Ominously, the shredding of Philadelphia’s public schools isn’t even news outside Philly. This correspondent would never have known about it save for a friend’s Facebook posting early this week. Corporate media in other cities don’t mention massive school closings, whether in Chicago, Atlanta, NYC, or in this case Philadelphia, perhaps so people won’t have given the issue much deep thought before the same crisis is manufactured in their town. Even inside Philadelphia the voices of actual parents, communities, students and teachers are shut out of most newspaper and broadcast accounts.

Full article

america…..

i’m moving.

ok reblogging AGAIN

EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW THIS K

Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
Me: LOKI?
Teacher: Pardon?
Me: The God of Mischief.
Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
Me: I don't have it.
Teacher: What?
Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
Me: How's your coffee?
Teacher: What?
Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
Teacher: I don't-
Me: There's no gas in the tank.
Teacher: What-
Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
Me: LOKI'D.
Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
Teacher: Preferably several someones?
Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
Teacher: Restrain her.
Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
Teacher: What even.
Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.

justintr:

You Shall Not Pass Stamp for Teachers - Available at Etsy

Too bad it’s sold out. :(

(via: BuzzFeed, Super Punch)

I’m not a teacher, but I TOTALLY WANT THIS.

(Source: pachirisu)